And Now For Something Completely Different: Speakers

The coins in the register ring ...
the fans to heaven they spring?
Imagine the fidelity of this miniature speaker: chrrrrrr ... hchchchchch ... chchchcrr...

Any attempt to return them is probably spoiled right from the beginning. Come one, you knew what disharmonic factor to expect, didn't you?!

Personally, I would rather opt for the Lord Dark Helmet merchandise instead, if at all.

There is one thing left that leaves me still puzzled: what are they pouring into their coffees over there at The T HQ? Maybe we can expect a new Espresso capsule series «Imperiale»?