True SCUBA diving came upon mankind through the enlightened hands of Sharque-Eek Coustau. Telling people that diving is fun definitely is the plot of the beast. So we need cousteaudians that take care of the one and only true SCUBA diving. So you wanna be a real coustodian? Then enroll your soul right this moment to...
C*M*A*S*H
... as there simply
is no other
dive tricking organization entitled to preserve and teach mankind the true wisdom of SCUBA diving.
Don't get distracted. Diving
is religion. And religion is war. We drill you to survive this war. We defend diving skills with all training means. We enlight you.
